The “championship” fight of the century is upon us, with none other than Mahmoud Charr, the man who has spent more time dodging the real contenders than throwing punches. The ringwalks for Charr vs. Pulev are scheduled for 8pm GMT with the broadcast to start at 6pm GMT live on DAZN.
Our illustrious “champion” Charr, fresh from his two-year vacation – I mean, “training” period – graciously allows someone to challenge his dubious claim to the WBA “regular heavyweight” throne. How magnanimously he emerges from his cocoon of irrelevance!
Charr, the master of inactivity, will try to defend a title he just won against Kubrat “I’m Still Here” Pulev. It’s touching, really, how Charr managed to keep that shiny belt while fighting absolutely no one of consequence. Who needs real fights when you can just declare yourself champion in a courtroom, right?
It turns out his most impressive record isn’t in the ring – it’s in the courtroom! That’s right folks, Charr has been winning more legal battles than real battles lately. Who needs boxing gloves when you have a team of lawyers, right?
Our extraordinary paper champion has truly revolutionized the sport. Why bother with boring things like training, facing top contenders, or, you know, actually boxing, when you can just brawl your way to the top? Charr’s revolutionary strategy of using punches instead of left hooks really shook up the heavyweight division.
It’s almost impressive how Charr was able to turn real competition into a full-time legal career. He is probably more familiar with court stenographers than corner men at this point. One has to wonder if he will enter the ring in Sofia in a suit and tie, ready to throw every punch Pulev throws his way.
So as we approach this monumental “fight,” let’s all take a moment to appreciate Charr’s unique approach to boxing. He’s not just a champion, he’s a pioneer – showing the world that with enough legal maneuvering, even the most inactive and irrelevant boxer can hang on to a title belt.
Will Charr’s signature move – avoiding any credible opponent – work against hometown hero Kubrat Pulev? Or will he shock the world by actually showing up and remembering how to box? The suspense is killing us! (Not really.)
One thing is certain: this “championship” for the “regular” WBA heavyweight title is set to be a masterclass in mediocrity. Don’t blink, or you might miss Charr’s fleeting moment of relevance before he inevitably retreats into obscurity. It’s almost poetic how he managed to turn dodging real competition into an art form.
Will his court skills translate to the ring on Saturday? Or will Pulev serve him a knuckle sandwich that no amount of legal jargon can defend? Tune into DAZN to witness this judicial… I mean, boxing show!
Charr vs Pulev fight card
- Mahmoud Charr vs. Kubrat Pulev; Heavy weight
- Gleb Bakshi vs. Juan Manuel Taborda; Medium weight
- Petru Draganov vs. Petar Draganov John Anthony Llanes; Super welterweight
- Mohammed Bekdash vs. Juan Rodolfo Juarez; Cruiserweight
- Peter Loriga vs. Marko Dmitrovic; Super light
- Zdravko Popov vs. Rafael Amarillas Ortiz; Medium weight
- Paris Stavropoulos vs. Atilla Kayabasi? Light
- Nikolay Chavdarov vs. Kalin Simeonov; Medium weight
